Bloopers and Outtakes
warning: This is the uncensored version!

In "Shadow Over Shuggazoom"
Scene 1, take 24:

Antauri catches the falling rocket with telekenesis before it falls on Chiro.

CHIRO: (pointing at rocket) "H-how did you do that? You weren't even looking!"
ANTAURI: "The Power Primate, Chiro. It will give you vision beyond the use of your eyes - to see without looking."
CHIRO: (nervously) "See... without looking...?"
ANTAURI: "You try - close your eyes. See the rocket inches from your head. See what will happen next."
CHIRO: .... (staring off into space)
OTTO: "psst...! Chiro! Your line...!"
CHIRO: ".............Huh? Sorry, zoned out ther for a se-- OOMPH."

The rocket falls on Chiro, crushing him.

ANTAURI: ".... Whoops."
C.NIELI: (rubbing temples) "For the love of Mike."
CHIRO: "...My.... spleen...."

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In "Versus Chiro"
Scene2, take 57:

SPRX: "Magnatinglier Bla-OWW!"

Chiro kicks Sprx out of harm's way. Nova then scoops him up and flies off.

SPRX: (grinning) "Two saves in one day? It must be love."
NOVA: (drops him)

A loud 'thump' is heard followed by muffled cursing.

C.NIELI: "What the...? CUT! What happened to the safty pad!?"
PROPS: "..... Ohhhh, you wanted it over here. Gotcha."
SPRX: "....."
CHIRO: "Uh.... is his back supposed to bend that way...?"

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In "Circus of Ooze"
Scene 12, take 4:

Otto leaps at the Ringmaster, tearing off the lid of his hat.

CHIRO: (from inside hat) "Otto!"
OTTO: "I gotcha, Chiro!"

Otto reaches in and pulls Chiro out, who immediately starts hacking up ooze.

CHIRO: "....Oh, and the aftertaste..."
OTTO: "....."
RINGMASTER: "...."
C.NIELI: "CUT! Dagnabit, Chiro, take it like a man!"

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In "The Savage Lands"
Scene 26, take 48:

The team are tied upside down and being carried by jungle formless.

CHIRO: (cringing, red faced) "...Seriously, dude... I think my head's gonna pop..."
C.NIELI: "CUT! Chiro, the more you mess up, the longer you'll be hanging there! Now get it right!"
CHIRO: (passes out)

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In "The Savage Lands"
Scene 29, take 3:

SORCERESS: "Lower your weapons! Obey me... or the girl's end will be swift."
JINMAY: (screams)
CHIRO: "Jinmay!"
SORCERESS: "Farewell, Monkey Team! I leave you with a final gift!"

The platform begins to rise. The formless holding Jinmay hostage looses his grip, and she plummets to the ground below.

JINMAY: (falling) "AAAAIIIEEEEE---!!!"
CHIRO: "Dude! What gives...!?"
FORMLESS: "...oops."
JINMAY: (faintly) "Oooh, when I get my spine back in one piece, you are SO dead, mister..."

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In "I, Chiro"
Scene 45, take 17:

Chiro dangles from an edge while the reborn Skeleton King approaches him.

SK/DO: "I... awaken...! Let the world shudder before -- "

Suddenly an 8-bit version of the Hamster Dance theme starts playing. SK pulls out a cell phone and curses.

SK: "Argh! I thought I put this thing on silent!"
CHIRO: (blinks) "...That's your ringtone...?"
C.NIELI: "CUT! SK, I said no phones on the set - period!"
SK: "Sorry."
CHIRO: (giggling)
ANTAURI: (begins sniggering from his position on the ground)
C.NIELI: "Quiet, all of you! (to Antauri) And you! You're supposed to be dead!"
DARK ONE: "...'Scuse me? Potty break?"

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In "Wonder Fun Meat World"
Scene 3, take 98:

The team is sitting at a table at Wonder Fun Meat World. Chiro misses his line for the 76th time.

NOVA: "Jeeze, Chiro, pull it together! We're gonna be here all day!"

Chiro remains silent as his left eye begins to twitch uncontrollably. The team slowly stops what they're doing and stares at him.

GIBSON: "...Chiro...? (waves a hand in front of his face) Are you alright...?"
CHIRO: "...That... *twitch*....that SONG.. *twitchtwitch*..."
GIBSON: "I think we've lost him."
C.NIELI: "...I don't get paid enough for this."

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In "Skeleton King"

Skeleton King sits at his throne waiting for Chiro and the Monkey Team.

SK: (tapping fingers) "...Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime, his sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime, she put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up...."

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In "Skeleton King"

Antauri, Sprx, Nova and Otto are bound in webbing in the Citadel.

SPRX: "...So then the duck says, 'Watch it man, the ice is thin over there!'"
NOVA & OTTO: (hysterical laughter)
SPRX: "Wait, wait, I got another one! A Mafia Godfather and his lawyer walk into a room..."

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In "I, Chiro"
Scene 34, take 1:

MANDARIN: "Come, my hairless monkey! Show me what you are without the Power Primate!"

Chiro lunges at Mandarin, only to be beaten down by a flurry of monkey feet. He falls to the ground.

C.NIELI: "CUT! Perfect, perfect! Now, lets do it again, this time from an upward angle."
CHIRO: (wiping blood from nose) "Please tell me you're joking."

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In "I, Chiro"
Scene 34, take 2:

MANDARIN: "Come, my hairless monkey! Show me what you are without the Power Primate!"

Chiro lunges weakly at Mandarin, only to be beaten down by a flurry of monkey feet. He falls to the ground.

C.NIELI: "CUT! Good, good! Now, one more time, for editing material..."
CHIRO: (lamely) "...Ooohhh... lookit the purdy horsies..."

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In "I, Chiro"
Scene 34, take 3:

MANDARIN: "Come, my hairless monkey! Show me what you are without the Power Primate!"

Chiro stumbles towards Mandarin, only to be beaten down by a flurry of monkey feet. He falls to the ground, only to suddenly leap up and kick Mandarin square in the groin. Mandarin falls down clutching himself.

C.NIELI: "CUT! Chiro! What the hell was that for!?"
CHIRO: (spitting out teeth) "SHAT'S IT! Ahm callin' mah agthenth, an gethin' a shtunth double!"

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In "Season of the Skull"
Scene 12, take 7:

The team is walking through the forest while Otto and Gibson examine the spellbook.

OTTO: "Oooh! Lemme try! (opens book) Let's see.... Rooshoo kyuu-kazoo!"
GIBSON: (nothing happens) "....?"
CHIRO: "Why do I feel a draft all of a sudden...?"
NOVA: "Otto! Wrong spell!"
JINMAY: (is heard squealing from off camera)

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In "Hidden Fortress"
Scene 1, take 1:

Chiro and the team view what appears to be a meteor on the screen.

CHIRO: "Nova, hold fire! That's no meteor..."

The unknown object crashlands in front of the Super Robot. Chiro runs out to investigate, and finds Jinmay's severed head.

JINMAY'S HEAD: "Chiro... He's coming... he's...coming..."

Upon hearing the message, Chiro turns ghost white, then abruptly turns to the side and vomits.

GIBSON: (running outside) "Yikes!"
NOVA: "Ewww..."
C.NIELI: "Argh, Cut, CUT! Clean up! Wardrobe! And someone get this kid some Kaopectate!"

The real Jinmay rushes in from somewhere off camera to comfort Chiro.

SPRX: (aggrivated) "See kid? This is why you need to come to rehersals! (points to the Jinmay head) So you won't flip out and think we've actually decapitated your girlfriend! Yeesh! I'll be in my trailor."

Jinmay glares at Sprx as he storms off, then turns back to Chiro, who's crouched on the ground holding his abdomen.

JINMAY: "...You know, Chiro, if it wasn't for the fact that you're covered in half-digested Egg McMuffin, this would all be very endearing."
CHIRO: (weakly) "...Anything for you, sweetheart..."

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In "The Sun Riders Return"
Scene 14, take 21:

The Sun Riders and Chiro have fallen into a pit. Chiro struggles, trapped under a pile of rock. The Nebutron 8 teeters on an edge above.

CHIRO: (looking up) "...Yeaargh....!"

The Nebutron crashes down upon Chiro.

C.NIELI: "...The hell? Johnny!"

Johnny Sunspot is found leaning back in a chair off camera with a latte in one hand and a magazine in the other.

JOHNNY: "...Whoops. I totally missed my cue, didn't I?"
CHIRO: (muffled) "Wow, this was an educational experience. I've ruptured organs I didn't even know I had."

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In "The Savage Lands"
Scene 113, take 9:

CHIRO: (to audience) "In our absence, Shuggazoom will have a new protector! Her name is Jinmay!"
CROWD: (cheers)
CHIRO: "You know, you make that outfit look pretty good."
JINMAY: "Thank you, Chiro."
SPRX: (elbows Nova) "Is is just me, or did she get a push-up bra with that new dress...?"
NOVA: "Shush!"

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In "Shadow Over Shuggazoom"
Scene 11, take 27:

Antauri, Chiro and BT are crawling through the tube. The zombie monkey team starts attacking them from the outside.

CHIRO: "GAK--!"

One of Gibson's drills comes flying through the wall and plants itself in Chiro's right eye.

GIBSON: "Holy -- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! They didn't tell me you'd be this close the the wall!"
CHIRO: (morosely) "I wonder if I can write 'monkey drill to the face' off on my deductable."

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In "The Hunt for the Citadel of Bone"
Scene 30, take 42:

The team finds Quint's crew members encased in eggs.

ANTAURI: "Leave them in the pods - it will protect them from the environment."

Gibson, Nova, Sprx and Otto grab the two pods. On the way out, Otto sneezes violently, sending a flurry of saws into the cavern.

SPRX: "Sonouva -- Hit the deck--!"

The team ducks behind a column as every pod in the room explodes in a chain reaction. Yellow/green ooze coats them all.

OTTO: "....Excuse me."
CHIRO: (wiping goo off face mask) "For once, I'm glad I'm in this stuffy space suit."
GIBSON: "Ewww...."
NOVA: "I am SO not cleaning this up."
C.NIELI: (begins fumbling frantically with an aspirin bottle)

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In "Chiro's Girl"
Scene 27, take 30:

The Skeleton King confronts the prone Jinmay.

JINMAY: "But... I like Chiro..."
SK: "Well, Chiro doesn't like you! He found out you're a robot - I know that hurts. But don't worry! I have good news."
JINMAY: "What's that?"
SK: "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco."
JINMAY: "....." (blinks)
C.NIELI: "(sigh) And it's only the first episode..."

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In "Hidden Fortress"
Scene 32, take 5:

The team, sans Chiro, is making their way out of the Hidden Fortress.

NOVA: "Ready for level two?"

The door opens, revealing a long corridor with suspicious looking cannons. Gibson grabs Otto's damaged tail to throw it in, but it remains attached. Gibson ends up hurling Otto's entire body out into the corridor.

OTTO: "Yeaaargh!"

Otto is instantly coated in ice except for a tiny portion of his face.

GIBSON: "Er... My bad..."
OTTO: (muffled) "I'm going to remember this next time I'm doing your repairs, bucko."

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In "A Ghost in the Machinder"
Scene 2, take 1:

The team examines the inner workings of the Super Robot.

OTTO: "You're not gonna believe this, but the Super Robot has been overriding our commands!"
CHIRO: "You mean... it's thinking for itself...?"
ANTAURI: "Perhaps there's more to the Robot than meets the eye."

A small beep is heard from Chiro's communicator. He turns to answer it.

SPRX: "You gotta be kiddng me, Antauri. I mean, it's a machine. It's probably just broken."
NOVA: "Uh... guys..."
GIBSON: "Agreed. Technically speaking, machines can only appear to be alive."
OTTO: "Guys... you might...uh..."
ANTAURI: "Appearances can be decieving."
SPRX: "Uh, what you see is what you get."
NOVA: "Sprx..!"
SPRX: "...Machines can not have a soul."

A sniffle is heard. The team turns to see Chiro standing nervously aside, his communicator in hand. A hologram of a very upset Jinmay is projecting from it, her bottom lip quivering.

SPRX: "....oops...."
JINMAY: ".......WWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" (spouts fountains of tears)
CHIRO: (frantically) "Don't cry, Jinmay, don't cry! He didn't mean it!"
NOVA: (cracking her knuckles) "Sprx... I'm gonna enjoy this."
SPRX: "Aw, man... not again..."

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In "The Savage Lands"
Scene 182, take 1:

Chiro and the team watch as Jinmay completes her training.

SPRX: "Nice!"
CHIRO: "Wow... she's really starting to master her powers!"
OTTO: "It was Nova's training that did it!"
CHIRO: "...."

Chiro stares at the screen as Jinmay's physical breakdown is played. A trickle of blood oozes from his nose.

SPRX: "....!"
GIBSON: (blinks)
NOVA: "HEY! Chiro!"

Nova claps him on the back, sending a spurt of blood onto the screen. Chiro covers his nose and turns red.

NOVA: (irritated) "We'd appreciate it if you'd keep your mind out of the gutter, young man."

Jinmay walks in smiling. The whole group peers at her awkwardly, then at Chiro, and back.

JINMAY: "....Why do I get the feeling I should have stayed in the training room....?"
CHIRO: (stuffing a kleenex up his nose) "Nothing! Nothing at all...!"

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In "A Man Called Krinkle"
Scene 53, take 84:

After nearly ten straight hours of shooting, the hypnotized monkey team is fighting off Chiro, disguised as the Techroid A-89. As Sprx lunges at him, he dodges with perfect grace.

CHIRO: "Ho yeah!"

Chiro abruptly begins to do the robot, then moonwalks off camera. The team and several staff members burst into hysterical laughter.

OTTO: "...Can't... breath...!"
GIBSON: (is hyperventalating, leaning on Sprx for support)
BOOM MIKE OPERATOR: (falls off his ladder)
C.NIELI: "....Why me, God? Why me?"

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In "A Ghost in the Machinder"
Scene 45, take 9:

The probe has Antauri trapped and has removed his helmet.

PROBE: "The secret to defeating your robot must lie in your mechanical brain. And I will remove that secret!"

The probe brandishes a rather large needle, and jabs it into the top of Antauri's exposed brain. He misses his target, instead creating a puncture hole off to the side.

ANTAURI: "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
PROBE: "Oh crap! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Oh jeeze... This mechanical arm is really hard to control!"
ANTAURI: (faints)
C.NIELI: "....Medicate me."

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In "Snowbound"
Scene 45, take 29:

Nova is telling Chiro the story of her outburst against Mandarin in the ice cave.

CHIRO: "That little orange creep deserved it."
C.NIELI: "CUT! Okay guys, good! Everyone take five!"
NOVA: "Phew! Okay. I'm getting some bagels...."
SPRX: "Right behind you!"
CHIRO: (red faced, sweating) "Uh... Ciro... can I... take off... this... park..a...."

Chiro faints, falling flat on his face. Nova rushes to his side.

NOVA: "For the love of...! CIRO! I told you we needed to do these scenes in an actual ice cave, not some sweltering soundstage in southern California!!"

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In "A Man Called Krinkle"
Scene 56, take 20:

The Monkey Team, under Gyrus Krinkle's control, are attacking Chiro disguised as the Techroid A-89. Chiro suddenly realizes that their attacks are breaking apart the suit, and encourages them to attack him.

CHIRO: (to Nova) "Yeah, that's more like it! Come on, you little yellow furball!"

Nova attacks Chiro, punching him three times in the chest. She winds up for a final blow, but as she swings, her foot slips. Her giant fist instead hits Chiro in the groin.

CHIRO: "ACK...!"

Chiro falls over with a loud metallic clang. Every male in the room cringes.

NOVA: "Ohmygosh! I'm so sorry Chiro! I-it was an accident...I didn't mean it...!"
CHIRO: (in a high-pitched voice) "...s'ok.... at least the armor was still there..."

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In "The Savage Lands"
Scene 192, take 15:

CHIRO: "In our absence, Shuggazoom will have a new protector! her name is Jinmay!"

The crowd cheers as Jinmay steps forward. In the audience below, a few jaws drop.

CHIRO: "Y'know, you make that outfit look pretty --"

Chiro stops and turns to the crowd below, glaring.

CHIRO: "Hey - hey you, YOU! I saw that! Don't you think I saw that!" (jumps down, readying a Chiro Spearo) "Lookin' up my girlfriend's skirt - I'll maim you...!"

Chiro begins attacking a group of teenage boys. Jinmay squeaks, holding her skirt to her legs and backs away from the edge. Gibson readies his tranquilizer darts.

C.NIELI: (slumping in his chair) "Hey, Gib... when you're done knocking out psycho boy here, could you come on over and gimme a dose of that? Preferably a large one."
TEENAGE BOYS: "Not in the face, not in the face...!"

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In "The Savage Lands"
Scene 137, take 9:

The team, including the reborn Antauri, are travelling through the strange stone fortress.

ANTAURI: "Be careful, team... I sense danger everywhere."

Sprx continues walking, and trips a wire on the floor. A giant stone pillar comes crashing down upon him.

C.NIELI: "Holy - CUT! Good God! NOVA! What the hell are you doing...!?"
NOVA: (pawing around on the ground) "Where are you, you little..." (picks something up) "Ah-ha! Found you!"

Nova replaces her missing contact lens. She looks up to see the team staring at her.

NOVA: "Ohhhhh yeah.... I was supposed to save Sprx just now."
CHIRO: (frowning) "Just so you know, Nova, I'm not defending you when the crazed fans beat down your door with torches and pitchforks for this."
SPRX: (muffled) "So that's what fresh monkey liver tastes like...."

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In "The Savage Lands"
Scene 122, take 36:

Chiro and Antauri have finally vanquished Velina's formless sumo demon. The rest of the team is still unconscious.

ANTAURI: (holding up USB hand) "Let's activate the others."

Antauri begins by activating Gibson, who in turn activates Nova. Nova goes to Sprx's body and activates him. Sprx groans, turns over, and grins.

SPRX: (in cheesy Chinese accent) "...What's happenin', hot stuff...?"
NOVA: "..." (clobbers Sprx)

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In "The Savage Lands"
Scene 54, take 7:

Monkey Chiro confronts the giant formless T-Rex. It roars at him menacingly. Monkey Chiro screams back, but abruptly stops and starts coughing and wheezing. He screams monkey gibberish at the T-Rex before leaping away. The T-Rex stomps off looking very upset.

C.NIELI: "....Okay, what the hell just happened...?"
GIBSON: "Well, to put it bluntly, Chiro told the T-Rex he needed breath mints."
SPRX: (deadpan) "Funny. I could've sworn I heard the f-bomb in there a few times."

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Jinmay and Aurora are sitting in a salon having manicures/hair treatments.

JINMAY: (filing her nails) "....So then I told her that robots can't tan, and that she could stuff it."
AURORA: (head in foil wraps) "You can't get gray hair, either. Lucky...."
JINMAY: "Ohhh, guess who I saw at the store yesterday!"
AURORA: "Ugh, not that little group of ditzy formless again...?"
JINMAY: "No, no! Get this - Velina. Ohh, and she has got to get back on that diet..."

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In "The Savage Lands"
Scene 62, take 40:

Nova, Sprx, Otto and Gibson are tracking Monkey Chiro. After being attacked by a plant monster, the team takes a moment to recover.

SPRX: "Alright, new rule: no one touches anything! Now, Gibson, where's your scanner?"
GIBSON: (irate) "You're standing on it."
SPRX: (looking down) "Oh, that's just....just great. Now how're we... uh... supposed.... DANGIT! I can't work like this!"

Sprx points off camera to where Chiro and Jinmay are sitting at a table, sharing a rootbeer float and making lovey-dovey eyes at each other. Sprx picks up the broken scanner and hurls it at them, hitting Chiro in the head.

CHIRO: "OW! What the - Sprx, what was that for... !?"
SPRX: (furious) "You guys are nauseating! GET A DAMN ROOM~!"
JINMAY: "......"

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NOVA: (putting down one card) "One three."
OTTO: (putting down two cards) "Two fours."
GIBSON: (putting down one card) "One five."
SPRX: (putting down three cards) "Three sixes."
CHIRO: "BULLSHIT!"
SPRX: "Aw, man...." (picks up pile of cards)
NOVA: "Haha! You always sucked at this game..."

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In "The Savage Lands"
Scene 176, take 31:

The Dark One worm descends to the platform where Jinmay is bound as a sacrifice. She screams as Skeleton King's decapitated head draws near. Chiro and the team hide in the staircase. Abruptly, SK's head closes in and licks Jinmay's face.

JINMAY: (clearly disgusted) "AUGH! Oh, gross!"
C.NIELI: "Cut! SK, can we stick to the - "

There is a flash of orange and white. SK's head disappears from Jinmay's view. She looks up to find an enraged Chiro pinning SK's head to the ground.

CHIRO: "You perverted -- you licked my girlfriend! You bastard!!"

The sound of crunching metal fills the air. Jinmay sags in her bonds, looking quite peeved. The rest of the team shakes their heads.

C.NEILI: "....Not again."
SPRX: "Bad time for a taste test, dude..."
SK: "YEEAARGH! Get him off get him off get him off!"

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In "A Man Called Krinkle"
Scene 3, take 5:

The monkey team have surprised Chiro with a birthday party. They give him gifts, beginning with Nova, then Antauri. Gibson steps forward.

GIBSON: "My gift is known as a Zoglador. It's the only slug in the galaxy known to secret candy!"

Gibson squeezes the Zoglador. Pink goo squirts onto Chiro's face, who suddenly reels in pain.

CHIRO: "AURGH! My eyes! You got that crap in my eyes! It burns, IT BURNS!!"
C.NIELI: "CUT! I need a med kit with eyewash - NOW, please!"
GIBSON: "Whoops..."

A half-hour later, Chiro returns to the set. His left eye is horrifically bloodshot.

CHIRO: (irate) "Think you can try not to blind me this time? My insurance doesn't cover slug-related injuries."
GIBSON: (shrinking) "I'll do my best."

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In any given episode

The team is preparing to begin a scene. Chiro walks on set looking rather peeved, his right eye red and watery.

NOVA: ".... You poked youself in the eye trying to put on your eyeliner again, didn't you?"
CHIRO: "Shut up."

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In "A Man Called Krinkle"
Scene 42, take 7:

Chiro is pinned to the wall by the transformed Techroid A-88. The monkey team is trying to think of a way to get him down when the helmet turns into a hypnotizing device. The monkey's minds are ensnared, and they twist through a frightening vortex.

SPRX: "...This is just great. Nine light years north of nowhere!"
ANTAURI: "I believe we have been regressed back into pre-existence... the great void!"
OTTO: "Kinda empty for a void..."

Gyrus Krinkle forms before them with the giant Chiro head.

KRINKLE: "Super Robot Monkey Team!"
GIBSON: "It's the CleanOps technician - Gyrus Krinkle!"
KRINKLE: (stepping forward) "No, monkies... I am your new Chi --"

The giant Chiro head becomes lodged in the doorway, stopping Krinkle in his tracks. He struggles desperately, but it remains in place.

KRINKLE: "Gah! I'm stuck again! Little help here!"
C.NIELI: "Cut.... again..."
CHIRO: (hanging from the wall) "...Can somebody get me down? I need a potty break."

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In "In the Grip of Evil"
Scene 2, take 1:

Within the nightmare, Chiro is being held by the dark being. As he cries out to the monkey team for help, he wakes up.

CHIRO: "Monkey Team --!"

Chiro sits up suddenly, but is too close to the headboard and bashes his face against the hood. He falls back down, clutching his nose.

C.NIELI: "Cut! Medic!"
CHIRO: (with a bloody nose) "Argh! You unfeeling jerks! Who's idea was it to put a hood over my bed anyway...!?"

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In "The Sun Riders Return"
Scene 56, take 4:

After vanquishing the squid monsters, the people of the mining colony are thanking the monkey team.

FORMAN: "As a thanks, we'd like to share our bounty with you."

The forman holds out a volcanic diamond to Gibson. The blue monkey doesn't quite grip the diamond, and it crashes down on his toes.

GIBSON: "ARRGGGHHHH SON OF A #$*&@ FRIGGIN #$%@!$!!!!!"
NOVA: "Ack!"
CHIRO: (turns white)
C.NIELI: "CUT!! Gibson! For crying out loud! This is a KID'S SHOW!"
COLONY CHILD: ".....Mommy, what does #%@$! mean?"

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In Any Given Episode

The monkey team and staff are gathering on the set after lunch to begin a scene. Chiro is nowhere to be found.

NOVA: "Jeeze, late again. What's with that kid--"

Suddenly Chiro comes blazing across the set butt naked, his eyes wide and crazy, screaming nonsense about his 'precious.'

GIBSON: "....Oh... My...."
NOVA: "Oh, no... not again..."
C.NIELI: "Alright, who put real sugar in the punch? You guys know it makes Chiro go bonkers!!"
JINMAY: "....." (nosebleed)

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In Any Given Episode

CHIRO: "Alright, let's go!" (cracks his knuckles loudly)
NOVA: (cringing at the sound) "Oh, gross! Ew ew EW!"

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In "The Hunt for the Citadel of Bone"
Scene 46, take 1:

Chiro is confronted by TV Monster. Mobius Quint leaps out and begins fighting it, sans helmet.

QUINT: "Hah! Take that!"
CHIRO: "Uh.... Quint...?"
QUINT: "...What?"
CHIRO: "....How are you surviving in space without your helmet...?"
QUINT: "..." (begins choking, eyes bulging out)
NOVA: "Another plothole explained. But did we have to kill a character to do it....?"
C.NIELI: "....I hate my life."

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In"A Man Called Krinkle"
Scene 38, take 6:

The Monkey team have been broken from their trance by Chiro, and are fighting Gyrus Krinkle. Gibson gasps as an unchecked missile comes hurtaling towards his face.

GIBSON: "Gahh..!"

The missile is stopped by Sprx's magnetic field.

SPRX: (drawing missile close) "Don't worry, brain-frame! I got your --"

The missile abruptly explodes in a firey mass. Sprx is lost in the column of smoke.

NOVA: "Sprx? Sprx..!" (pawing through rubble)
C.NIELI: "Alright, I know I told you all to deactivate the timers on those missiles - now who's repsonsible for this!?"
PROPS: "...." (tries to sneak out the door)

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In "Brothers In Arms"
Scene 1, take 3:

The team is listening to Gibson's science lecture, looking very bored.

GIBSON: "And so, when one factors in the enormity of the stellar distances..."
OTTO: (drooling)
GIBSON: "...And the mathematical complexities involved in the transformation of time and space..."
SPRX: (catatonic)
GIBSON: "...We can easily understand the theoretical basis for the Robot's ability to travel through wormholes!"
ANTAURI: (fidgeting)
GIBSON: "I think we might all enjoy running through those equasions once more, shall we?"

Chiro's eyes roll back in his head, and he tumbles backwards on to the floor.

NOVA: "Chiro!"
SPRX: "Yeesh, kid! I told you not to lock your knees...!"
C.NIELI: (irate) "Smelling salts, please."

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In "The Stranded Seven"
Scene 7, take 12:

Nekeeta and the cat people are treating the Monkey Team to a feast of "Warrior Food." Chiro and the team are looking very disturbed. Nekeeta turns around and bites down on a squirming grub; orangeish-brown goo squirts from the grub and splatters the walls.

CHIRO: (turns white)
NOVA: "Oh my..." (turns green)
SPRX: ".... hurk...!"

Sprx turns around and wharfs. The rest of the team cover their mouths, looking rather ill.

C.NIELI: "...Cut.... urg..." (pale)
NEKEETA: (munching) "Whaf? Whaf's wrong?" (munch)

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In "The Stranded Seven"
Scene 10, take 5:

The Mantidons are tormenting the villagers. The leader holds Nekeeta hostage while the disguised Chiro watches from the crowd. Chiro decides to act, throwing a wooden staff towards the lead Mantidon. His aim is off, and the staff instead conks Nekeeta in the head.

NEKEETA: (hissing) "ARGH! You little - You're supposed to hit him, HIM!" (points to bug leader)
MANTIDON LEADER: "Oh, YEAH, like I'm really looking forward to a giant eye-splinter."

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In "The Stranded Seven"
Scene 21, take 17:

Nova demonstrates fighting techniques to the cat villagers with her new claws. She slices at a piece of bamboo, letting it fall to the side. It falls in the wrong direction, and knocks a boom mike operator off a catwalk, sending several speakers down with him.

NOVA: (sweatdrop) "Ohhhhhhhhhh crap."
C.NEILI: "Damnit, Nova, these stage hands have a union!"
SPRX: (staring off into space) "....I think I locked my keys in my car..."
BOOM MIKE OPERATOR: (unconscious)

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